Posted by Dustin on 04.23.2014 at 8:46 pm

So “Devious Maids” is back, and there are two main mysteries this season. Let’s get to the drama!

Rosie is back, actually she never left. She was held in detention and finally set free pending a formal hearing on whether or not to deport her. Spence and Peri hadn’t heard from her in months, and of course were shocked when she came back. Peri was really shocked actually. Nobody has figured out it was Peri who turned her in, and now Peri is plotting to get pregnant to hold onto Spence. She’s even told him she’s pregnant when she’s not. Oh brother, this plot is so overdone! Pillow baby anyone? Rosie however thinks this is God’s answer to her questions and has broken things off with Spence completely.

Carmen and Alejandro are married and she has let the fake marriage go to her head, and Odessa put her in her place when she kept treating her like the maid. I love Odessa so much and just wanted to smack Carmen throughout this episode.

Valentina broke up with Remi and ditched him in the Amazon, where he was doing some habitat for humanity thing, to return home. She’s still upset with her mom and has now taken a job as Evelyn and Adrian’s maid. Oh brother! Meanwhile the Powels and friends were robbed at gunpoint during a dinner party. The robbers pawned some of the jewels, gave the rest away to the homeless and also gave out the cash they got for the jewels to the homeless. Very interesting, and mystery number one! What are they up to, and who are they?

The burglary has Adrian shaking like a leaf, and Evelyn HATES weak men. Fortunately a nice strong and often shirtless bodyguard has been assigned to watch over them, and Evelyn likes what she sees a little too much. Can we say role reversal?

Marisol is now engaged to the very dashing and very rich Nicholas Deering. If he looks familiar, he’s the gay rancher/cowboy from “GCB.” Unfortunately he comes with a creepy maid named Opal and her equally creepy son Ethan. Ethan is working as a pool boy for the Delatours, and Valentina seems to like him. Yup, love triangle whenever Remi gets his butt back home. I have a feeling that Ethan may be behind the robbery of the Powels.

Nicholas, Ethan and Opal have their own secret. The show opened ten years ago with Nicholas’ first wife learning some secret of Nicholas’ that she planned to tell someone. She ran off; and Nicholas, Opal and Ethan (who was just a kid) followed and confronted her on a bridge. It seems that Nicholas ended up pushing her off, and then they all claimed to the cops she was distraught and jumped. Why are Opal and Ethan keeping this secret? What is the truth? It’s mystery number 2!

Spoilers for May Episodes Below!

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Dangerous Liasons – May 4th
Marisol discovers shocking news about Nicholas and Opal; Rosie takes Kenneth to a specialist; Carmen prepares for a performance in front of industry bigwigs; Genevieve invites Zoila to a luncheon; Evelyn grows wary of Adrian’s behavior.

Crimes of the Hearth – May 11th
Marisol is suspicious of Nicholas; Genevieve encourages Zoila to take a date to a family event; Evelyn concocts a plan to drive Adrian out of the house; Carmen’s new job creates a conflict; Valentina and Ethan grow closer.

The Bad Seed – May 18th
Nicholas is jealous of Marisol’s friendship with her book editor; Lucinda crosses the line with Rosie; a visitor creates problems for Carmen; Tony makes a decision.

Private Lives – May 25th
Marisol discovers more secrets about Opal; Rosie attempts to help Lucinda; Carmen prepares for a performance; Zoila goes on a date; Genevieve interferes with Valentina and Ethan’s relationship.