Posted by Dustin on 08.13.2012 at 12:50 pm

So there are only two episodes left of “True Blood” before it’s all over for another year. I don’t know how they are going to end it, but I don’t think I’m going to be happy with how it ends. I think this season is right next to the 2nd season as my least favorite. Actually, I may dislike it even more! Lilith has turn out to be the pits, even more so than the Maenads.

Bill seems to be going completely insane, thinking not only has Lilith chosen him, but he is the chosen *one* to lead them all. It seems like he’s taken over Salome’s role in leadership. He and Nora drugged Eric in order to turn him to Lilith’s cause. Eric and Nora had a vision of Godrick warning them that Lilith was a false god, and he had done what they have failed to do . . . evolve! Suddenly Lilith appeared and ripped Godrick to pieces. The next thing we know, Eric is dedicated to the cause, saying he was worshiping Godrick as a false god. Okay I have to hope Eric is faking this. Godrick is dead, he can’t be killed by Lilith. Please let Eric be faking! I can’t take anymore of this whacky cult storyline.

This episode saw the departure of Hoyt. He took a job in Alaska and asked Jess to glamor him to forget both her and Jason before he left. She did as he asked. I’m sad to see Hoyt go! There are so many other characters I would rather see gone over Hoyt. I hope he will return at some point. This was a waste of a good character!

The new annoying sheriff told Pam and Tara that they had to increase the number of new vampires in the district, direct orders from above. If they didn’t, he’d take Pam’s bar and Tara! Pam later told Tara F… the bar, they could just live on the wind like she and Eric did for so long.

Bill finally remembered about poor little Jessica, you know his progeny. He had her brought to the AVL headquarters and began instructing her about Lilith. Oh no, please don’t make Jessica a wacky cult member too! It’s just too much. I loved when she commented that this sounded way too much like the bible study class her parents forced her to take.

Sam and Luna ran around trying to track down Steve, who had Emma. They ended up being carried, as mice, right into the AVL headquarters!

One vampire apparently had enough of the crazy Lilith cult, and it was the craziest of them all . . . Russell! How is it that Russell is the only one who can see they are all insane? I guess because he is even more insane? Russell said he wanted more, he wanted to sun walk. He told them about the fairy blood, that it’s not a myth. He felt they could gather it, study it. Salome said Fairies are wicked, and they are of the night and that is how it is supposed to be. He told them all to basically screw themselves and took off to do what he wanted.

Jason and Sookie found an old scroll under the floorboards under Gran’s bed, the real clue she tried to tell Sookie about. They had the scroll analyzed, it was over 200 years old, but the scroll was in know known human language. They knew that meant fairy language, and took it to the Fairy Club. Claude and his sisters were too young to read it, but they turned to someone well old enough to do so. It was the fairy who had sex with Andy last season and yup . . . she’s pregnant! They translated the scroll. It was a contract between M. Warlow and Sookie’s earliest ancestor promising M. Warlow his first fairy blooded female relative. It took almost 200 years, but that was Sookie.

So we at least made progress on two fronts. One, we are getting closer the Warlow mystery. However something tells me we won’t meet them this season. What did Sookie’s ancestor get out of the deal though? Also the fairy Andy boinked, is going to have his kid. That’s going to complicate things for him and Holly for sure. Of course Andy has to find out about the kid first. I am still annoyed that the entire were-panther and Crystal storyline with Jason has just been completely dropped. Unless they are waiting to pull that one back out of their bag.