Posted by Dustin on 08.02.2010 at 4:18 pm

I’m trying to remember all that happened last night on the show, cause a lot happened! First up, with Alcide and Tara’s help, Sookie rescued Bill . . . but not before she staked Lorena. It was a good stake, but I guess I would have liked to see Lorena squirm a bit more before her “true death” as the vampires call it.

Alcide killed, it would seem, Coot as they were escaping. Debbie vowed to hunt him down and make him pay. Just great. By that she means she’s going to hunt Sookie down first of course.

We never saw if Franklin was still undead or truly dead after Tara bashed his brains in. Since he didn’t turn to a puddle of goo like Lorena and the Magistrate, my guess is he’ll be back too!

While escaping, Bill ravaged Sookie in the back of Alcide’s truck and almost completely drained her. When they got her to the hospital, a transfusion of the universal blood type made things worse . . . as Sookie apparently has no blood type. Dum dum dum dum!

In a coma Sookie basically entered a scene out of “Midsummers Nights Dream” with all these people dancing around a pool. She met Claudine, who asked Sookie to stay with them. She gave Sookie a drink from the pool. Sookie loved it . . . but Claudine said she’d tasted it before . . . hmm. . . . She also told Sookie that her parents did not die in a car crash/drown in a river as she was told. We weren’t told what happened to them, but I’m guessing it was possibly vampire orchestrated? Something the Queen did to get ahold of Sookie later in life? Claudine sensed a darkness near, a vampire. Everyone dove into the pool, which was more like a portal to somewhere. Sookie didn’t go, and Claudine warned her not to let him steal her “light.”

Bill, who was pushed out of the truck by Tara and left to burn, didn’t. He showed up at the hospital and his blood was the only thing that could save Sookie, so he gave it to her. However from the previews for next week, it seems Sookie turns on Bill pretty quickly. Looks like Bill is out . . . is Alcide in?

Eric found out from Sookie’s cousin Hadley what Sookie really was. Of course we didn’t hear it, only Eric. He was intrigued as it wasn’t what he was expecting. Later Eric, the Queen and King rescued Pam from the Magistrate. They had the Magistrate marry the King and Queen, by force, and then the King decapitated him! The Magistrate kept referring to “The Authority” and how it wouldn’t recognize Russell’s actions or this marriage. I wonder how long it will be till we meet “The Authority.” My guess is that woman on the TV Nann Flannigan is part of it.

Back in Bon Temps, Jason was on a quest to find out what was going on with Crystal and her fiance. A guy in jail agreed to give him information, if Jason got him some meth. Meanwhile Hoyt was pursued by the girl he went on a date with, Summer. Summer actually wins the line of the show! She brought him some homemade biscuits and said something along the lines of “I reaaaalllllyyyyyy want you to taste my biscuit!”

Finally Sam rescued Tommy from his no good parents, who were dog fighting him. Tommy was reluctant to go with Sam, but did. The nasty dad told the mom not to worry, they’d get Tommy back. The mom told the dad to shut it and that she hates him. I have a feeling the next time we see the mom she’ll be shifted into something mean and nasty and attacking Sam.