Posted by Dustin on 07.12.2007 at 12:54 am

She’s back! This was the first real episode with Tanya in it. Tanya flew back to England and happened to meet Paolo, a new player signed to Sparks, while on the plane. Tanya being Tanya, she of course took a liking to him. They bonded on the plane over the scary turbulence, then she found out he was dating a much much older woman (Joan Collins). This is gunna get good, bitch slapping “Dynasty” good!

Shannan continued to bend over backwards for Callum’s mom this week, thinking she really was dying of cancer. Callum became fed up and Shannan blurted out to him that she was dying. Now many this story can soon resolve itself!

Tremaine and Liberty married this week in some bizarre Egyptian themed wedding. Ukay! Everything on this show is over the top though, so I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. After the wedding Liberty fought with Ursula, who was flirting with another woman. She threw her out and we finally learned Ursula had been in it to use Liberty and get money for herself, so it seems. Before leaving she stole her jewelry and tried to steal a lot of other things. Tremaine overheard them, learned everything and stopped Urs from taking too much. Urs then told him that he didn’t have what it took to make Liberty happy and he knew it! Ouch!

Lucy, after a fight with Bruno during the reception, had a little run in with Tremaine. The hints and sparks between these two continue. I think that Tremaine will turn to her after the Liberty lesbian fallout. Meanwhile Liberty, after her fight with Urs, snorted some serious cocaine. Just last week I was wondering what happened to the drugs on the show. The first two seasons they were always snorting up a storm, I wondered if maybe they were trying to “clean up” the show a bit. I have a feeling Liberty is going to end up ODing.